1. Gerrymander the district to make sure your candidate holds onto it. That’s for starters.
2. Make sure your registrar of voters loses any voter
registration forms submitted by undesirables: black or dark brown, Koreans,
hijabis, turbanites, and immigrants, even if they try showing you their papers.
3. If any one comes whining about why those names don’t show
on the voter rolls, shrug. Like you have no idea what they’re talking about.
4. If someone complains and winds up producing Xeroxes of
the originals, slap them with a felony charge.
5. Any undesirables that slip in, zap them with crosscheck. Try
matching their names as close as possible with your list of double voters. If
they’re in another state, so what. You got the list. Let it do the work for
you.
6. Zero in on voter registration projects early in the game.
Send large men in to raid their store front, nab their computers, cut off their
juice. Run them shitless out of town. Leave a for rent sign in the window. File
a criminal complaint against them (you can always dismiss the charges once
they’re out of business).
7. If some reporter comes around throwing questions at your
candidate, send in the big guys and rough him up a little. Rabbit punches don’t
show up.
8. If they still don’t get the message, shut them up for
good.
USA USA
USA USA.
It works good every time.
9. Remember the guy who slapped your crosscheck list
together is a shoo-in for the Voter Integrity Commission.
Disclaimer: These particular
guidelines were developed in the Republic of Georgia, not the one whose capital
is Tbilisi, Atlanta, Georgia, part of the world’s greatest Democracy, home of
the Free World and the most expensive elections ($55 million) in the world!
For further reading:
Enjoy!
ALL OUT!
Oakland
City Council's Special Budget Meeting Monday, June 26 at 5:30 Pm.
The Council's
Conservative Caucus Is Pushing Their Cop & Gentrification Budget For A
Vote
Bring
Your Friends And Neighbors Too!
Tell the City Council Oakland Police budget
is Unacceptable:
1)
Send your comments to the Council before 5:29 pm Monday!
You don’t have to attend the meeting in person to
make sure your voice is heard!! Go
here to make comments and fill out the requested fields for the 6/26 City
Council meeting (Item 13). You will stand with the mass of folks who have been
pushing the council to #DefundOPD and #InvestInCommunity (Note that written
comment closes at 5:29 pm on 6/26, so make sure to do this earlier.)
2) Stay tuned!
Oakland is able to pass budgets that do not serve
the people because its councilmembers say one thing and do another. Let
them know that we are watching! We are encouraging Oakland residents to
watch the budget meeting online or at watch parties
throughout the city. What sounds like more fun than listening to Lynnette
McElhaney over dinner!?
3) Join two #DefundOPD social media
campaigns.
•We have a Defund
Thunderclap set to
mass-Tweet/Facebook/Tumblr
from supporters' accounts at 9 am on 6/26 IF we get 100 supporters.
•Please visit here to support and share from
your accounts. We need
everyone to use ALL of your social media accounts (Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr)
to support the Thunderclap because they count individually.
•The final mass message
takes people to this list of requests (submit written comment, #DefundOPD sign
campaign, watch parties and link to stream the meeting) to put the
pressure on City Council ALL DAY before Monday's meeting:
•Take a picture with your sign and post it to your social media
accounts (facebook, twitter, instagram)
• Include the hashtags #DefundOPD and #oakmtg and a link to these
instructions: www.defundopd.org/memo
•Tag at least one Oakland Councilmember (see below)
•Tag some friends to ask them to take their own picture and help
spread this campaign!r
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